I was looking through old notebooks from when I was very little and I found this in one of them:
DOCTOR
I would like to become a doctor because if you are a good doctor, you will get paid very well. But if you're a bad doctor, you're chances aren't so high.
There are good days for a doctor and there are bad days.
An example of a bad day is when you have to look inside someone's bottom. On a good day, you don't get a lot of patients.
